Europe united but we weren’t invited

And we feel like a failure

We get the reason, we’re not European

But neither is Australia

And those guys live so far away

And we are just a teeny bit further

So you should let us into the UK

We’ll bring our own plug converter

English muffins, Dutch ovens

European things, we love ‘em

I’ve got German second cousins

Let us into Eurovusion

We’re not bluffin’, we’ll be stunnin’

You got space, you kicked out the Russians

You want beers? We’ll bring a dozen

Let us into Eurovusion

Open up, open up

And let us in

Showing up is enough

We probably won’t win

Open up, open up

We’d love to go

To Europe, to Europe

We’re ready for an

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

Like your washing on the line when it starts to rain

We don’t wanna be left out

When you’re sitting on the bench when they start the game

We don’t wanna be left out

When your neighbours are throwing a cool sounding party

We don’t wanna be left out

Invited to a swingers’ night but you’re tardy

We don’t wanna be left out

Oceans may divide us

But you should still invite us

‘Cause Europe deep inside us

Thanks to the colonisers

Open up, open up

We’ll pack our bags

We will try not to suck

But we will be quite jet-lagged

Ouvrir, ouvrir

Inclure les Néo-Zéalandais

Je ne comprends pas

Parlez-vous anglais?

Three-hundred-million years ago

The world looked nothing like the one we know

New Zealand in Europe’s not a crazy idea

‘Cause we used to be connected

We used to be together in Pangea (Pangea!)

In Pangea (Pangea!)

In Pangea

We used to be together in Pangea

When the Earth began (Pangea)

We were all one supercontinent (In Pangea)

If you go back to the Mesozoic era

Then Kiwis are European (Pangea)

Open up, open up (in Pangea)

And let us in (In Pangea)

Showing up is enough (We used to be together)

In Pangea

OE OE OE OE (In Pangea, in Pangea)

OE OE OE OE (We used to be together)

In Pangea

Europe united but we weren’t invited

And we feel like a failure

We get the reason, we’re not European

But neither is Australia

And those guys live so far away

And we are just a teeny bit further

So you should let us into the UK

We’ll bring our own plug converter

English muffins, Dutch ovens

European things, we love ‘em

I’ve got German second cousins

Let us into Eurovusion

We’re not bluffin’, we’ll be stunnin’

You got space, you kicked out the Russians

You want beers? We’ll bring a dozen

Let us into Eurovusion

Open up, open up

And let us in

Showing up is enough

We probably won’t win

Open up, open up

We’d love to go

To Europe, to Europe

We’re ready for an

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

OE OE OE OE

Like your washing on the line when it starts to rain

We don’t wanna be left out

When you’re sitting on the bench when they start the game

We don’t wanna be left out

When your neighbours are throwing a cool sounding party

We don’t wanna be left out

Invited to a swingers’ night but you’re tardy

We don’t wanna be left out

Oceans may divide us

But you should still invite us

‘Cause Europe deep inside us

Thanks to the colonisers

Open up, open up

We’ll pack our bags

We will try not to suck

But we will be quite jet-lagged

Open, open

Include New Zealanders

I don't understand

Do you speak English?

Three-hundred-million years ago

The world looked nothing like the one we know

New Zealand in Europe’s not a crazy idea

‘Cause we used to be connected

We used to be together in Pangea (Pangea!)

In Pangea (Pangea!)

In Pangea

We used to be together in Pangea

When the Earth began (Pangea)

We were all one supercontinent (In Pangea)

If you go back to the Mesozoic era

Then Kiwis are European (Pangea)

Open up, open up (in Pangea)

And let us in (In Pangea)

Showing up is enough (We used to be together)

In Pangea

OE OE OE OE (In Pangea, in Pangea)

OE OE OE OE (We used to be together)

In Pangea